his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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