we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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