They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
