do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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