The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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