Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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