And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you win again, gameday.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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