His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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