talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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