So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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