she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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