matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm really busy with my period
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