"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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