I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Success! We fucked roommates!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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