so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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