is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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