Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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