I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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