Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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