We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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