Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
time to smoke my breakfast
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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