Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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