I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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