gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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