she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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