I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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