gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize
