Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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