So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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