: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My pussy is not your playground.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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