what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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