Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
there is glitter all over my balls
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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