I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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