I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think I just sharted jello shots
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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