I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's rum buckets o'clock
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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