we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
