ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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