Me too!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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