Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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