Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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