So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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