What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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