Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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