everyone is single if you try hard enough
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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