Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
