Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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