we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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