I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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