I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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