dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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