So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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