My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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