Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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