Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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